what do you mean he isn’t an actual penguin

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amarant coral you piece of trash

(I dont ship these two, but for two people who supposedly cant stand each other, they sure spend a lot of time moping around together in pubs…)

drawn in Corel Painter XII

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The sad part is he was just about to buy a Gem…

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when is he releasing his mixtape

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Estoy Groot

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An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

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Title: if cr1tikal were a personality core
Played: 97338 times

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Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

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a quick comic  to remind myself what to do the next time i forget this simple lesson 


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1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.


—Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

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Apretando el botón ayuda en las máquinas del metro de Japón.

Pensaba que iba a ser un enano :(


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Desireeskai's Luna cosplay at Moscow's Ti4 event

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